space opera millennials



luidilovins:

furbearingbrick:

furbearingbrick:

huffy-1337:

furbearingbrick:

enbyroses:

furbearingbrick:

enbyroses:

ewanothersideblog:

askbrutalbendy-nsfw:

ewanothersideblog:

enbyroses:

back-that-sass-up:

cathbhadh:

buttart:

artitties:

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

His heavy, enlarged, calligraphy pen was ready to write inside of you.

his gigantic hefty celery stick was ready to be dipped inside your peanut butter

His hard, lengthy, overbearing baton was ready to beat your pussy into submission

Penis

his fat. wiggling red worm was ready to root thru ur dirt

you’re gonna be the fucken death of me I hope you know that

his slithery, honkin balloon animal was ready for your pants carnival

his girthy, red-hot sausage was ready to be plunged into your mustard

Congratulations Tumblr user @furbearingbrick for making the single most cursed addition this post has ever seen

i’d like to thank the academy

His X-tra thicc bioweapon was ready to give it to ya!

his raging Cungadero was ready to make a BIG SHOT in your [Hyperlink Blocked]

His all-American rocket was about to explode inside your star-spangled pussy

His hot throbbing manthing was like a wrecking ball and baby your walls were loadbearing

bigcommunist:

pipermoos:

bigcommunist:

why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

obama in college

stop

uhhgoodd:

Hand Knitted Crime Scene Caution Tape

sarahmackattack:

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Wanna explore the ocean floor from Philly?!

September 6th is your DAY! We’re going to learn about deep sea weirdos, see a LIVE view of a research vessel, have a conversation with scientists DOING science & play a bunch of very silly games.

I’ll even let you hold an anglerfish 😘

This is my FIRST show by myself in Philly.

It would seriously mean SO MUCH to me if a lot of people came out. I am hoping to fill the room with a bunch of joyful science dorks *AND* people who have never been to a science show before. Invite your friends!

Get tickets here!

This poster, which I am gonna be honest is so good I am like- freaking out about it, was created by @martasyrup-blog!

paperlignes:

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aziraphale and crowley, good omens / francesca, hozier

cipheramnesia:

Any gunshot can lower the rent if it hits a landlord, much to consider.

muppethole:

muppethole:

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

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listening to unwritten just as natasha bedingfield intended

clementine-kesh:

tshirt that says SOMETIMES WHEN A CHARACTER’S ACTIONS DON’T MATCH THEIR WORDS IT ISN’T BAD WRITING IT’S A NUANCE THE AUDIENCE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PICKING UP ON

ellohcee:

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Melting away

coutureducoeur:

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Clio Peppiat x Annie Ibiza Midnight Dress